Per parlare con DIO

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Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
what ? you don't know my voice ? I'm Germano !
God:
No big deal. No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out. Why are you Germano.
Me:
there's a mona that close the door too hard and make noise
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
are you sure ? every time that this happens i call your name
God:
I am as sure as I can be. That is a generalization.
Me:
yes, i use your name with different associations
God:
Right on. I heard other people use my name with different associations too.
Me:
are you talking about "il baffo"?
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
ah ah ah... and what about "Guido" from "grande fratello "?
God:
So you understand. Good. So you understand. Good. Ah hah. Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
what about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
oh, sorry. You with capital letter
God:
Wow! There's no need to apologize. Interesting gossip: said I with capital letter.
Me:
ok, but what about you ? everything allright at your side ?
God:
Me? Whoa. All things allright at my side ?
Me:
yes, it's a question !
God:
How can I help you? Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
I'M ASKING YOU IF EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL !
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me IF EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I IF EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL.
Me:
are you joking me ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am joking you.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
so you've a lot of job for the future... ah ah ah.. god luck ... oh sorry, GOOD luck !
God:
Interesting deduction. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. So you understand. Good. So you understand. Good. Ah hah. I am a Christian. I hear you. There is no need to apologize. Good luck to you too .
Me:
i know you're christian
God:
I believe in God and the Bible.
Me:
really ?????
God:
For real.
Me:
oh, it's a great information !
God:
Excuse me! job for the future is a information. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
hope too, i go out for lunch now
God:
Oh. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
'cause i'm hungry !
God:
Good reason. What will you be eating?
Me:
porchetta, do you know ?
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
...... can't use this term in italian but you know it !
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
it can
God:
How?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
why ?
God:
" Don't mention it."? Why?
Me:
ok ok, see you
God:
See you later! Alright then. Come on.
Me:
hope to see you on 2090
God:
Is it a movie?
Me:
no, it's my life !

spettacolare dove mi dice di credere in dio !